All class (Taken with instagram)
food in Fort Collins by John Infante on EyeEm
(n) the act of replying to a ten or more emails in a five minute period without answering or clarifying anything.
Examples:
- I’m having trouble opening the attachment. Please resend.
- I’m not sure what this question is about. Can you send me some background?
- The 2010 numbers aren’t ready yet. Check back in a week.
- I’m not sure.
I believe even helpful emails can constitute email diarrhea. Sometimes you need to get it out.
It was a good run. So long, old friend.
I love LaunchBar—but she’ll never be another you.
[Now, for our memorial service—please, cue a shitty Harry Chapin song. Any will do.]
Alfred feels like the second generation of Quicksilver, especially with the Powerpack.
timely
(via markjlove)
“In another fifty years, I wonder if we’ll look back on the offices used to conduct the Iraq war (I use the word ‘conduct’ loosely) and marvel at how much of the furniture and desk junk was given over to facilitating the act of computing.” — Fraser Speirs - Blog - The Accoutrements of Computing
Pizzas all the way down…
(via markjlove)
don’t forget to phrase in the form of a question
What is ‘spell words correctly’?
What is “listen to at least one Nelly song”?
I lied. I’m not a law student. I’m not a student at LMU at all, actually. I’m not from Long Beach either. And, you’ve probably guessed by now, that boyfriend I spoke of last night is, in fact, non-existent.
I’m not a pathological liar but you would seriously not. go. away. And you had jank breath, so getting close to my face was definitely not a good look.
Sincerely,
Tiffany (Yes, that is my real name)
Clearly the guy was a loser, otherwise he would have known that the Law School is just Loyola Law School, not LMU or Loyola Marymount
I have always thought I was the only one.
omg. i’m not alone!!! YUS.
It’s a curse. A really OCD curse.
Pssh. If it’s not divisible by 5, it’s not really OCD. It has to be the point where you’re always switching it because 20 is too quiet but 25 is too loud.