Dear AJ from Pomona,
I lied. I’m not a law student. I’m not a student at LMU at all, actually. I’m not from Long Beach either. And, you’ve probably guessed by now, that boyfriend I spoke of last night is, in fact, non-existent.
I’m not a pathological liar but you would seriously not. go. away. And you had jank breath, so getting close to my face was definitely not a good look.
Sincerely,
Tiffany (Yes, that is my real name)
Clearly the guy was a loser, otherwise he would have known that the Law School is just Loyola Law School, not LMU or Loyola Marymount
